I: The Dragon Lord of Creation
*a place made of fire, wind, land, and sea is shown before you*
Me: Hello. My name is Ian Lynam. I have Autism Spectrum Disorder. My particular disorder being Passive Developmental Disorder-Not Otherwise Specified. Now you may be thinking... why am I here? Well... I'm happy here. ...Heh. Okay, that's not my REAL answer. My real answer is that I am the founder of a new group called... the Devious XIII. "What is the Devious XIII?" It is a group of thirteen deviants from around the world searching for either fame, letting our intimidating prescense be known, for the sake of helping others, or just for some old fashioned goddamn fun. What? I can cuss too, you know. It's kinda hard to explain our true motive... But I'll try my best to explain. You see... I watched the Virtual XIII as they sailed off into the skies. I thought... maybe I could match their power. So that's why I'm now hiring my own XIII members. "What makes me so special?" I'll show you. First, we'll move to a better location.